Thursday, November 6, 2008

Finally.

It seems that Will (Thomass) has dropped his cocaine and prostitute kidnapping addiction and has gotten his act together. Together enough to decide to start working on Nippleface and Pothead once again. So here is the first page in a two part story that has a little bit of everything, action, romance, comedy, pornography, bestiality, vulgar words, racism, and a little bit of Will's urine. So here it is, the long awaited: NIPPLEFACE AND POTHEAD GO TO THE MOON! (PART 1)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Call to action

I SEE WILL HAS POSTED AND HAS INCLUDED EVERY THOUGHT ON HIS MIND. No but he did a good job of posting three times in all caps and getting familiarized with his fans. Anyways, if someone would like to hear real news about the future of Nippleface and Pothead Go to the Moon!! (TM), it's goin' good except the fact Will hasn't finished the script. Which is the easiest part. So yeah, bother him to do that so you have something to read instead of reading "Lemur Lovers' Monthly" (Official magazine of the Lemur Loving Ministry of America, not to be confused with the North American Lemur Fan Association). So yeah, I've finished everything up to where Will's unfinished story ends, so I'm just waiting for him to come up with something geniously hysterical (No sarcasm intended. Maybe a little bit actually.) So yeah. Bother him. I am calling out to all of our 1,364.73 fans to go to Will Thomas' house which is on like Sunrise Road or some crap, and nag him to finish.
Oh here's a drawing from the comic to make up for the lack of drawings in Will's posts.
Here's Pothead in all his sparkling glory.

-Will

Monday, September 29, 2008

GETTING TO KNOW ME.

WILL THOMAS IS THE ONE POSTING IN CAPS BECAUSE CHATHAM'S NICKNAME FOR HIM IS CAPS AND IT'S HIS THING.

OTHER NICKNAMES:
KATY AND MEG [HAVEN'T SEEN MEG IN A LONG TIME] -WATERMELON WILL
WILL NIEDMANN - WILL THOMASS.

WILL THE OTHER ONE COULD EASILY FORGE MY SIGNATURE.

HOW DO YOU SPELL NIPPLEFACE AND POTHEAD IS THE SHIT AND WILL NIEDMANN STILL OWES ME THREE PACKS OF COOL RANCH DORITOS UNLESS HE GIVES ME A FOARK N' SP

EWN T-SHIRT FOR $15 ONLY.

I KNOW I HAVEN'T DRAWN ANYTHING TO POST BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT.  ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION THE SICKNESS OF OUR COMIC EVEN THOUGH IT PROBABLY WON'T BE FINISHED BECAUSE WILL NIEDMANN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH HE KEEPS THE SPARKS ALIVE BETWEEN US AND HE MADE THIS BLOG.  AND HE EXHORTS [VOCAB WORD!!!!!!!!!!!] THAT I FINISH THE PLOT OF THIS GOBBLEDYGOOK COMIC SINCE HE HAS BEEN DOING MOST OF THE WORK [MINE AND HIS] THIS WHOLE TIME.
HEY THIS IS WILL THOMAS HERE.  WHAT'S UP WEST HARTFORD WHAT UP?  WHAT'S UP WEST HARTFORD WHAT'S UP?  WEST HARTFORD WEST HARTFORD.  I WANTED TO SAY THAT ABOUT WEST HARTFORD BECAUSE I AM LISTENING TO SIR MIX-A-LOT AND LIFE IS A HIGHWAY ON MY IPOD WHICH IS STATIONED RIGHT NEXT TO ME ON MY PORTABLE IHOME.  I'M STILL USING THE IHOME CLICKER BECAUSE I'M REALLY LAZY AND DON'T WANT TO REACH OVER TO TURN UP THE VOLUME OR SWITCH THE SONG.  TO END THIS HOGWASH DRIVEL I WILL SAY THAT WEST HARTFORD IS WHERE ALL OF OUR FANS AND GROUPIES ARE AND THESE SONGS EXCEPT FOR LIFE IS A HIGHWAY REMINDED ME TO THANK ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE AND GROUPIES.  HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS AND THAT IS THIS TOWN RIGHT HERE. WEST HARTFORD IS WHERE THIS IDEA STARTED AND THIS UNFINISHED COMIC WHICH PROBABLY WILL NEVER BE FINISHED WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE WITHOUT THE SUPPORT AND GROUPIES AND LOVE AND BABY MAKING WITH THE GROUPIES I SAY AGAIN BECAUSE WE MADE LOVE WITH THE GROUPIES AND NEARLY ONE THIRD OF THE POPULATION OF THIS PHENOMENAL URBANIZED AREA ARE BABIES.  MY BABIES THANKS TO THE GROUPIES THANK YOU.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Introducing... Nippleface and Pothead


Alright so me and Will Thomas (the other guy) are making a comic called Nippleface and Pothead and it's probably the best thing ever printed. And by printed I mean drawn on the backs of Amazon order forms for "Plato's Cafe: A Crash Course on Philosophy" and classwork assignment sheets. Pretty soon the first tale will be released called "Nippleface and Pothead GO TO THE MOON!". It's freakin' awesome I must say. Except for the nonsensical plot and bullshit drawings, it's basically a modern day Homer's Oddyssey in comic form. So yeah, that's all I've got to say. Will will probably end up posting something in all capital letters when I tell him I made this. See ya.

-Will